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Cartoon orange and charcoal electric car with big blue eyes and $MTSLA on the door
Meet the car

MoneroTesla

Side view of the MoneroTesla, an orange and charcoal cartoon sedan with $MTSLA painted on the doors
Accepted payment
XMR, eventually
Top speed
Untraceable
0 to confirmed
About 2 minutes per block
Privacy mode
On by default, cannot be turned off
Paint
#FF6600 over #4C4C4C
Delivery date
Two weeks, in Elon Time
Introducing $MTSLA

Tesla stock, if nobody could see your position.

$MTSLA is what you get when you pair Tesla stock: the same volatility, the same tweets moving the price, and none of the public paper trail. Analysts rate it a strong hold, mostly because nobody can prove you sold.

Feature $TSLA $MTSLA
Where it trades Nasdaq Onchain
Who can see your holdings Your broker, the SEC, the 13F crowd Only you
What moves the price One tweet Also one tweet, still unsent
Dividend None None, but privately
Earnings call Quarterly Whenever Elon replies
Transaction history Permanent public record Ring signatures, stealth addresses

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